Big Fido's Page of Pets

Discworld boasts an array of pets both wonderful and spammy.

Mrs. Puddlesocks' Pet Shop

Puddlesocks' pets come in an array of colours and appearances, depending on a number of factors: Alignment, guild, stats, etc.

Location

King's Way, Ankh-Morpork

Pets

• Cat: A$5.00

Varieties: Bouncy Tabby Cat, Loving Tabby Cat, Evil-Looking Tabby Cat, Bouncy Black Cat, Evil-Looking Black Cat.

• Dog: A$8.50

Varieties: Large Happy Brown Dog, Large Loving Brown Dog

• Rabbit: A$7.50

Cute Fluffy Rabbit

• Hawk: A$15.00

Deadly Fluffy Hawk

• Frog: A$8.50

Little Green Frog

• Chicken: :A$3.00

Astonished Chicken

• Duck: A$5.00

Proud Black Duck

• Owl: : A$8.00

Sleepy Old Owl

• Sheep: A$14.99

Cute Fluffy Sheep

• Raven: A$13.75

Varieties: Black Raven, Intelligent Black Raven,

Big Bert's Anaconda's

Big Bert sells big snakes. VERY big snakes. Anacondas in fact. You can wear the snake or put it in your pack or even your vault. Otherwise you have to feed it constantly.

Location

Cockbill St, Ankh-Morpork. Be careful as just to the south is an entrance to the Shades.

Inventory

• A: A bright green anaconda for A$50
• B: A black anaconda for A$50
• C: A pink and black striped anaconda for A$50
• D: A green and white striped anaconda for A$50
• E: A yellow anaconda for A$A50
• F: A red anaconda for A$50
• G: A blue anaconda fo A$50

Sanguine Asphyxia's Rat Shop

Sanguine provides you with a list of options you can use to customize your rat. She also sells some clothing for them.

Location

Lobbin Clout, Ankh-Morpork

Inventory

• A: A pair of tight black speedos for A$7.50.
• B: A tight leather outfit for A$7.50.
• C: An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini for A$7.50.
• D: A rat groom costume for A$7.50.
• E: A rat bride costume for A$7.50.
• F: A vampire bat costume for A$7.50.
• G: A rat burger costume for A$1.50
• H: A rat cap for A$1.50
• I: Toy ball for A$2.

Custom rats

Genders: Male/Female.

Dyes: Red, yellow, orange, purple, blue, lilac, pink, orange, black, and green.

Coats: Normal, rex, satin, fluffy, and longhair.

Patterns: Agouti, sto helit, agatean, merle, dalmation, hooded, capped, mashed, and ecksian.

Eye Colours: Red, pink, green, black, brown, grey, orange, and blue.

Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons

Rosie Devant-Molei will be happy to let you adopt one of the volatile walking time-bombs called Swamp Dragons. If they start to hiccup (or when you look at them, they are extremely unstable) feed the blighter some coal! It'll explode and kill all pets in the room, and possibly some NPC's if they're too slow.

Location

Morphic Street, Ankh-Morpork

Types

• Mottled Brown: $40
• Scaly Green: $40
• Bright Red: $45
• Light Green: $45
• Lemon Yellow: $50
• Blue-Grey: $60
• Scarlet: $95
• Jet Black: $95
• Lavendar: $95
• Silver-Blue: $100
• Golden: $100
• Silver: $105
• Purple: $120
• Polka Dotted: $200

Periwinkle's Pets and Such

By far the most expensive pets available to players. There is a random selection of breeds and colours available at any one time. The full list is on the gilded sign in the shop.

Location

Southern end of Hill St., Sto Lat.

Inventory

• A-G: Random selection of dogs and cats.
• H: a pet ball for A$2.
• I: a cheerful red and blue book for A$11.25 (The Latest Fashion in Poodle Show Clips)
• J: a pet brush for A$1.50
• K: a pair of dog clippers for A$10
• L: a smart white dog jacket for A$45
• M: a smart silver dog jacket for A$75
• N: a smart pale blue dog jacket for A$45
• O: a smart gold dog jacket for A$75
• P: a smart dove grey dog jacket for A$75
• Q: a smart dark grey dog jacket for A$45
• R: a smart cream dog jacket for A$45
• S-Z: Random selections of dyes, from hot pink to powder blue.

Custom Collars

• Styles: studded, pretty, spiked, smart, light, kinky, loose, heavy, fine, neat, prim and soft.
• Colours: midnight blue, light blue, dusky pink, deep blue, dark blue, navy blue, off-white, lavender, burgundy, crimson, fuchsia, magenta, purple, violet, orange, yellow, copper, maroon, silver, indigo, bronze, cream, black, white, ivory, green, brown, teal, gold, plum, pink, grey, none, blue, red.
• Materials: Leather, metal, suede, chain, linen, and satin.
• Add a bell (yes or no)

After you order you can inscribe a pets name onto the collar.

Lacerouse's Pet Shop

Lacerouse provides the Discworld with the second spammiest creatures alive. He is the only seller of trainable pets on the Disc. Beware as they may attack you or others, including creeping doom, as I found out one day.

Commands for pets: Stand, sic, attack, stay, fetch, roll, smile, kiss, up, shake, speak, say. Heel will always cause your pet to follow you.

To train pets: Say a command and if they do it correctly, say they are good and feed them a snausage. If they do it incorrectly, say bad, hit them, or spray them with a spray bottle.

Location

Saphire St., Genua

Inventory

• A: A snausage for 22Gc
• B: A spray water bottle for 3,50Gl

Available Pets

• Alligator: It's an alligator.
• Dog: They randomly lick everything in the room. Very spammy.
• Monkey: Can hold some things
• Mynah Bird: Repeat random things people say in the same room as them, which can be very entertaining.

Moon Dragons

Moon dragons are the hardest pets to get as they show up completely randomly in mountainous terrains. Two of the most common places I've seen then are the hilly plains north of Bleak Prospect, and the other in western Uberwald. They can also sometimes be found in the hilly plains west of Nowhere.

They come in as many different colours as possible, from sin black to virginal white. Wander about aimlessly until you find one you like, and with mushrooms, a brush, and 25 levels of crafts.husbandry.animal.grooming in hand, proceed to woo the beast.

Warning

These are some of the spammiest creatures on Disc and other people might not appreciate them. And while you can have multiple dragons at once, they will attack each other if they show up in the same room. They'll also drag anyone else's dragon in the room into the fray.